Shut-ins of the world, you’ll have to attend a bit longer on your final wish-fulfillment online game. Date All the pieces!, the cheekily bizarre romantic sim from Team17 and Sassy Chap Video games, is not arriving on October 24, as was initially announced. On Friday, the group pushed again the sport’s launch date to Valentine’s Day 2025.
On a recreation design degree, Date All the pieces! seems to be a easy relationship simulator with dialogue branches and voiced characters. What units it aside is its delightfully absurd premise: You’ll be able to date all of your family objects, due to magical glasses often called the “Dateviator.”
Your dateable objects every have a definite persona and branching storylines. Your romantic prospects embrace a laundry hamper (the fiery “Harper”), a vacuum cleaner (the hunky “Hoove”) and your overwhelming (and shirtless) sense of existential dread who would like simply to be referred to as “Doug.” As unappealing as that bunch sounds for a romantic fling, it might nonetheless beat right this moment’s microtransaction-riddled relationship apps.
Relying in your dialog department selections, every humanized object can grow to be a Love, Pal or Hate. The sport’s press launch promised that every end result influences a “essential path tying all of it collectively,” so select correctly between the lamp and the towel who clothes like Liberace.
Date All the pieces! arrives on February 14, 2025, on Swap, PS5, Xbox Collection X/S and PC.
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